Lions 2024 thread

[Scott R Lucidi 675]

23 minutes ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

Welp, guess the old white Stafford jersey is gonna be pink now. Gonna have to beer bong a bottle of red every game now for extra classlessness.

Was time to upgrade to Goffdog anyway. 

Yes yes

"Thank you commissioner dildo face, and all your sex toys at the league office. With the 15th overall pick the Detroit Red TRASH are proud and regarded to select Michael Brandsegg-Nydog."

>MBN stays on the board and Wings recieve no player for the pick because Nydog doesn't technically exist. 

And with the Red Wings 7th round pick, we take another straight-eyed, handsome, Western Canadian Farm Kid gigachad that can bench 225 lbs. a minimum of 20 times and eats Eurogards for breakfast.

[Axl Foley 320]

On 10/17/2024 at 2:18 PM, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

On 97.1 on monday they said that it was only the tib

Fibula is very flexible. Possible they missed it when they diagnosed the tibia. Both lower leg bones, so same rehab time.

On 10/7/2024 at 4:50 PM, Axl Foley said:

 

6-0

7-0 now.

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

1 hour ago, Axl Foley said:

Fibula is very flexible. Possible they missed it when they diagnosed the tibia. Both lower leg bones, so same rehab time.

7-0 now.

Colts are actually 4-3 boss

 

[Axl Foley 320]

2 hours ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

Colts are actually 4-3 boss

 

Indiana cares about College Football now.

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

12 hours ago, Axl Foley said:

Indiana cares about College Football now.

Nobody cares about what Indiana cares about

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/xavier-mckinney-dont-respect-lions-embarrassing-people

Thank you for saying something Xavier. Dan and Ben will definately start pumping the brakes now, and will totally not blowout a dvisional rival even worse now because of your comments. 

I adore this, that other teams and players are absolutely S E E T H I N G over our blowout wins. Where was this anger when the Lions were literally getting BTFO every game, every season, for the last 60+ years??? No mercy for the pharisees. We aren't here to gain YOUR respect. We are here to gain OUR respect. And Ben Johnson is going to formulate trick plays that have Brian Branch throwing TDs to the the equipment manager to go up 5 scores with 30 sec left in the 4th, until you learn to respect us. 

Wanna not get blown out? Play better. It's not our fault the tables have turned and now YOU'RE the joke franchise... well, actually it is, because we're better at football than you... but point is, the tables have turned, and our reign will not be a mericful one. We remember being the joke. We remember the 2023 NFC championship. We remember how fast games can turn. 

All gas, no brakes. Blowouts will continue until respect improves.

And the Green Bay blowout just widened by another 7 pts. Thank you Xavier. Best of luck on Sunday.

Edited November 1, 2024 by Jimmybigrigs69

[Scott R Lucidi 675]

1 hour ago, Jimmybigrigs69 said:

https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/xavier-mckinney-dont-respect-lions-embarrassing-people

Thank you for saying something Xavier. Dan and Ben will definately start pumping the brakes now, and will totally not blowout a dvisional rival even worse now because of your comments. 

I adore this, that other teams and players are absolutely S E E T H I N G over our blowout wins. Where was this anger when the Lions were literally getting BTFO every game, every season, for the last 60+ years??? No mercy for the pharisees. We aren't here to gain YOUR respect. We are here to gain OUR respect. And Ben Johnson is going to formulate trick plays that have Brian Branch throwing TDs to the the equipment manager to go up 5 scores with 30 sec left in the 4th, until you learn to respect us. 

Wanna not get blown out? Play better. It's not our fault the tables have turned and now YOU'RE the joke franchise... well, actually it is, because we're better at football than you... but point is, the tables have turned, and our reign will not be a mericful one. We remember being the joke. We remember the 2023 NFC championship. We remember how fast games can turn. 

All gas, no brakes. Blowouts will continue until respect improves.

And the Green Bay blowout just widened by another 7 pts. Thank you Xavier. Best of luck on Sunday.

Like we're supposed to quit.  35 point leads in the 4th quarter are about all that's safe in the NFL.  Tom Brady proved that a few years back when he came back on the Falcons down 28-3.

[Scott R Lucidi 675]

Jamo?

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

11 hours ago, Scott R Lucidi said:

Jamo?

Still suspended for "doping", and now under investigation by police because Ben Johnson planted a gun in his car. He can't keep getting away with it. Ben Johnson is the worst man in football. If you can call him a man. More like monster. God save the packers of green bay, and return us our Waymo unscathed by this psychopath. 

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

11 hours ago, Scott R Lucidi said:

Like we're supposed to quit.  35 point leads in the 4th quarter are about all that's safe in the NFL.  Tom Brady proved that a few years back when he came back on the Falcons down 28-3.

[LeftWinger 5,068]

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

1 hour ago, LeftWinger said:

Now get ANOTHER ONE. I want to edge so bad right now. 

[AtlantaHotWings 1,089]

Lions getting resources without giving up the farm so far....

[AtlantaHotWings 1,089]

bump

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

PSA: BEWARE THE MICHIGANDER

The "Michigander" is a dangerous race of subhumans hailing from a little known area north of Canada. After destroying their own homeland with "the auto industry" they have quickly spread across the rest of America like a cancerous plague, seeking to infiltrate and destroy the home stadiums of others.

Be vigilant. They could be anyone anywhere. Your neighbor. A coworker. The busk boy at your favorite restaurant. That stripper that you are pretty sure likes you. Basically anyone with a crumby job that and/or lacks class COULD BE A DANGEROUS SPAWN OF THE HAND STATE. They may appear to be just normal trashy Americans at first... DO NOT BE FOOLED. THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FOOTBALL TEAMS SEASON DEPEND ON IT. 

Know how to recognize the signs:

1. They have an unnatural aversion to salt water. Prefering "the lake" to an actual nice ocean beach.

2. They call soda "pop" and NEVER throw the "pop cans" away, prefering to horde the trash like a filthy gypsy. 

3. Terrible sense of direction. When told to make a left, the Michigander will typically turn right... then later pull a U-turn, to eventually end up driving left. 

4. When playing cards they are confused why jacks are not high.

5. Much of their pocket change is Canadian currency.

6. They call summer "construction season"

7. They have no real views on anything, and their politics change wildly and seemingly at random. Often supporting candidates for flippant reasons like "he seems like a guy i could have beer with" or "i don't like him cause he looks like my step dad greg". 

"But I live all the way down in Houston Texas, surely I'm safe from Michiganders down here" WRONG. No distance is safe.The Michigander is naturally mobile and was bred to travel long distances with ease. Look for key phrases like "You're flying? Why? It's only 40 hours. Just drive."

If you do encounter one in the wild, do not tell them their team sucks. They know their team sucks, and are thus impervious to that aggression. Instead, assume a non-aggressive posture, and chant clearly and loudly "OHIO IS A NICE PLACE OHIO IS A NICE PLACE". The Michigander is naturally disgusted by anything Ohio, and should recoil once this phrase uttered. Using that technique you may just survive the encounter with your life and record preserved.

[Rick D 373]

We show up and out work all of these fat lazy red necks, take their jobs and then we are the bad guys. 

[Jimmybigrigs69 306]

1 hour ago, Rick D said:

We show up and out work all of these fat lazy red necks, take their jobs and then we are the bad guys. 

Michigan isnt sending their best

[Rick D 373]