Akakabuto 1,831 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 This is some hot new pasta! 1 NerveDamage reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 (edited) ^Beware of them copypastas LGRW!!! Edited September 20, 2019 by NerveDamage 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 Game on. PM if you can't watch. LGRW! 48 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said: Alright I'm alone on business trip right now and some wild s*** just happened to me and I gotta tell someone lol NSFW warning So I've been on the east coast at a trade show convention this week. Wednesday and Thursday were the actual days of show, then Friday (today) there were some industry speakers who give presentations in the morning. Those presentations end at like noon and then after that there's a mixer (this matters later) Rewind to Thursday (yesterday), second day of the show. I've just been walking the show talking to my various vendors and checking stuff out. Pretty standard, but after the first day of also doing this I've seen mostly everything and I'm pretty bored. So I'm kinda just loitering around the venue s*** posting on LGW cause I'm bored. Eventually I realize there is this HOT woman kinda loitering not doing anything as well... and she's kinda glancing at me here and there... HereWeGo.gif So naturally I approach her and start the small talk. We end up talking for like an hour if not more, and I totally get the impression she's feeling me. She's a bit older than me, but HOT as can be. She doesn't have a name badge on like I do, so finally, before the show ends, I tell her I didn't catch her name. She says, and I s*** you not: "I'll do you one better... here's my room key, if I see you at the mixer tomorrow and I still like you I'll give you my room number and show you around town" (she was from like 3 hours away, but I got the distinct impression she didn't mean walking around the city). Now people hook up at these type of things all the time, but it's never happened to me, so I'm pumped. Could barely sleep last night dreaming of hot key lady and the deeds that would come. This morning I tried to look for hot key during the presentations, but couldn't find her. Eventually head to the mixer and after about 30 min there we spot each other, and hot key is looking even finer than yesterday. After a few drinks and some flirting she says meet me in room 312 in 20 min and heads off. MyBodyIsReady.jpeg Sure as all hell I get to room 312 and hot key is there ready to go. I'll spare you the intimate details, but eventually I'm lying on the bed, and hot key stands up to take off the remainder of her clothes. Just as she has the last article off she poses all sexy and says: "Ready for me to show you my town?" And at that moment the door to the hotel room FLYS open. The angriest 40 year old dude I've ever seen is barreling into the room. He looks at me on the bed, he looks at hot key standing there nude, then back at me, and says: "Hey mother f*****, that's my wife, what the hell do you think you're looking at???" Fearing for my life all I could stammer out in response to his question was: "Hey hey, hot key town" LGRW boys beat those islanders This reminds me of the time Tomas Holmstrom wrote to the AVGN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krsmith17 7,191 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 Who's the clown calling the game with Ken? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wheelchairsuperhero 1,453 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 This stream is total poop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 1 minute ago, krsmith17 said: Who's the clown calling the game with Ken? Paul Woods. 1 minute ago, Wheelchairsuperhero said: This stream is total poop Mine's out-of-sync. Grrrr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krsmith17 7,191 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Dabura said: Paul Woods. Seriously? He sounds aaawwful... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akakabuto 1,831 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 Whats the rules here about naming streaming sites? AA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 Just now, Akakabuto said: Whats the rules here about naming streaming sites? AA! Can't post any links in threads. (PMs is a different story tho.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krsmith17 7,191 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 Why does he keep saying Andrei Athanasiou?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, krsmith17 said: Seriously? He sounds aaawwful... TBH this is my first time listening to a Wings radio broadcast in aaaaaages. So maybe that's not Paul Woods? 3 minutes ago, krsmith17 said: Why does he keep saying Andrei Athanasiou?... I miss Ken and Mick. 1 krsmith17 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dabura said: TBH this is my first time listening to a Wings radio broadcast in aaaaaages. So maybe that's not Paul Woods? tis' Ken Kal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akakabuto 1,831 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Lets Go Carley! 2 krsmith17 and Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wheelchairsuperhero 1,453 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Just now, NerveDamage said: tis' Ken Kal No, the other guy who sounds like slurred elevator music. 2 krsmith17 and NerveDamage reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Wheelchairsuperhero said: No, the other guy who sounds like slurred elevator music. audio is in potato quality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wheelchairsuperhero 1,453 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 1 minute ago, NerveDamage said: audio is in potato quality Yea, he sounds like he's using the throwaway microphone that comes standard with a playstation, and simultaneously has a fan blowing into it. Surprised I haven't heard a baby crying in the background yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 David is a movie nerd 1 Wheelchairsuperhero reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 This stream makes me feel like I'm high, or dreaming, or having a stroke. Everything is just a little off and a little weird and it's messing with my brain. 1 NerveDamage reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wheelchairsuperhero 1,453 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Emoji challenge was easy, Red Wings confirmed stupid. Quit working out and watch some movies nerds. 1 NerveDamage reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 Just now, Wheelchairsuperhero said: Yea, he sounds like he's using the throwaway microphone that comes standard with a playstation, and simultaneously has a fan blowing into it. Surprised I haven't heard a baby crying in the background yet. 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 I keep waiting for Hirose to hit a wall but he just keeps finding ways to produce. Rasmussen still really struggles with the physical battles. Hutton just pushed him off the puck like it was nothing. 2 krsmith17 and Wheelchairsuperhero reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,228 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, NerveDamage said: Classic Crosby. 2 Akakabuto and NerveDamage reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NerveDamage 4,176 Report post Posted September 21, 2019 it's not Paul Woods, it's this guy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
