Things that are better than the Wings special teams.

[Mitchmac33 103]

Paris Hilton's music career

Rick Dipietro's contract

Manti T'eo's decision making in girls

[CrimsonFlame 424]

A few:

Verizon customer support

WalMart at Christmas time

Gas station air hand dryers

I-75 South summer traffic coming home from Up North

Flint Crime Stoppers success rate

"I-75 Traffic at 8am/5pm"

Just to improve upon your answer.

[Marty Barry 230]

Being tased.

[Hockeytown_Ryan 122]

A flaming bag of dog poop? yes/no?

[FireCaptain 563]

a splinter... under your fingernail.

[MabusIncarnate 5,355]

Tim Tebows starting NFL Quarterback success.

[Salviaman 104]

John Cena

[red and white forever 10]

Atiwapaskat housing.

bahahaha......perfect analogy!!!! Both unbearable!!!

[LeftWinger 5,065]

Things that are better than the Wings Special Teams:

"We kicked the tires and decided that the right deal wasn't out there."

"We need to get bigger and tougher and gritty"

"<insert name> is our deadline acquistion"

Others:

The 40 year old Belle Tire girl that used to be hot when she was the 20 year old Belle Tire Girl...

Closing the bar and looking at the only girl left, ordering one more shot and saying "f*** it!"

Ringing up $400 in gorceries only to have your debit card declined....with 6 other people looking at you....

Traveling to Thailand and meeting a nice girl, taking her back to your hotel, getting hot with her, receiving a great mouth hug, removing her clothes and....WTF!?!?! OMG!!!! Then you hear the song in your head "I know all there is to know about the crying game...."

Edited January 29, 2013 by LeftWinger

[Konnan511 1,736]

Mindfly

[Marty Barry 230]

Here's a couple just for giggles,

-My Alma Mater's men's basketball team. God did they stink.

-My Dog's fetching abilities.

-The Chicago Cubs (GO CUBS!)

My dog too!

[lacrossekid2 5]

Home prices in downtown Detroit

[luvmnger 125]

i think the cover of "final countdown" takes the cake.

that was righteously better than the special teams.

barely*

[Marty Barry 230]

i think the cover of "final countdown" takes the cake.

that was righteously better than the special teams.

barely*

Had to google that. Yes! The big, giant, ginormous hair was better than our special teams.

[CrimsonFlame 424]

Titus Young's attitude

[ogreslayer 1,069]

Titus Young's attitude

Angus Young's legs

[Konnan511 1,736]

Tiger Woods' fidelity.

Edited January 29, 2013 by Konnan511

[dats13owns 157]

Burrows "breaking the streak" celebration at The Joe last season?

Too soon?

[stuck in socal 56]

Lilja and Lebda pairing.

[CrimsonFlame 424]

Valverde in the ninth inning.

[T.Low 1,011]

Having Gary Bettman over to your house for dinner so he can explain to you why it's a good idea that you help pay for an addition on your neighbor's house and contribute money to their new car payment and their cable/internet/phone bill.

[Euro_Twins 4,485]

The Lockout

[LeftWinger 5,065]

Getting a shave at Todd's Barber Shop and hearing in the background...."Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!"

[amato 3,210]

[Euro_Twins 4,485]

You win the internet