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"...HEY ELAINE" "What is it PUDDY???" "...Feels like a Boss Man Show night" "A WHAT???" "Boss Man Show... DBoss, Mankos, Showtime. I'm puttin em on the same line" "Puddy, are you telling me you gave away Walman for nothing, to save money... and then spent it all on two over the hill oft injured superstars from the 2010s who don't play defense...??" "Yeah that's right" "That. IS. IT. I've had it with your STUPID line combos. WE ARE BREAKING UP" "OK. I'll be at Arby's"

And this is why the Bruins make the playoffs every year. Brad starts pro-hypno brainwasing day 1. Someone send this article to Dylan and Mo. Personally I prefer the babcockian approach: If you ladies leave my rink, if you survive prospect training, you will be a shopwrecker. You will be a minister of truculence praying for scrums. But until that day, you are LGW whipping boys. You are the lowest form of life on the internet. You are not even human fuqqing beings. You are nothing but unorganized puck-watching pieces of floater shid! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no xenophobic bigotry here. I do not look down on Svens, Teemus, Slavas or Jean-Claudes. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all benders who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Wheel. Do you pigeons understand that?

Remember when Brad Stuart got traded here? Won a cup while flying across the country ever 2nd weekend to visit his wife an TWO kids. ******* absolute champ that guy. Also, f*** all y'all K later!

BREAKING NEWS: The NHL makes history as Kelly Trouba becomes the first ever hockey wife to have a career/family. "This is new territory for the Rangers and everyone in the league." Chris Drury told TSN. "Our in house counsel and the players union are reviewing the CBA on the matter as we speak" This could complicate trading Trouba for the Rangers. Traditionally NHL players only wed drunk in bed all day sleepy wine wives. These women were normally so drunk and full of xanax they wouldnt even realize they were in a new home in a new city. Will the Rangers destroy this historic family and shatter a boss ***** queens career just to save a petty 7 million dollars? More to follow as the days unfold.

Hockeyallsvenskan/SHL scout Jonathan Hedstrom ranked MBN as the 5th best acquisition of the SHL this season says hes "something of a young Alex Ovechkin-lite. A forward with enormous upside. A sharpshooter with skill who competes hard". He wont be Ovi but as a player comp stylistically it makes sense. MBN plays like a bull in a china shop and has an elite shot. Anyone not excited about this pick isnt paying attention just listening to the talking heads "its another typical safe Yzerman pick". I hope its another Seider/Raymond/Edvinsson/Kasper/Danielson pick all looking like good-great players. "Shoulda picked upside". MBN oozes upside.

Me getting excited about the rebuild every few months:

Isn’t this just more evidence of what I’ve been saying forever? Winning the lottery doesn’t really matter all that much? I’d rather have the 5th overall pick and a competently run organization than the 1st overall and be the Oilers/Buffalo/Arizona/Toronto/etc.

Because he only put up 28pts in the bottom6 last season making a whopping $850k and hes probly gonna demand a raise of around $600k. Yzerman is known to hate these hard working grinding type players he prefers players with more skill like Zadina and Berggren.

Don't feed the trolls. He constantly makes up silly names and down talks yzermans moves but then praises a signing of a 4th liner who should get paid half of what he's getting. This is guys as big a troll as you can get

Yeah and Lolande said the same things. With Yzerman constantly talking about how we need to play better as a cohesive defensive unit, and stop trying to outscore our problems... Copp certainly isn't in Yzermans doghouse or on the chopping block I would think. Probably the exact opposite, getting butt pats. Copp also talks in that clip about the matchup nightmare his line created for opposing coaches. Other coaches quickly find out the Copp line is coming out against their own top line every shift. They don't want their top guys slogging it out against Copp/Ras/Fish while Larkin's and JTC's prey on their own lower lines, so they start breaking up their lines, moving their playmakers away from their scoring wingers, and now their chemistry and rhythm is all fuqqed up and theyre not breaking out as cleanly or getting the puck up ice quickly anymore, etc etc. I prefer what Copp did this year, rather than get 20 more pts on the PP for the sake of sexy numbers. It's had a cascading impact on the lineup.

What do you think about Adam Boqvist? If we can get him for under 2 mil, we should. Former 8th OA pick. 23 years old. SWEDISH. What the hell is the SCAM waiting for?

People are saying MBN's another safe, underwhelming, high-floor-low-ceiling Euro and that Yzerman needs to cut it out with this crap. I get the frustration, but, to me, MBN's actually pretty close to what these people are clamoring for. Good size (not very tall, but he's got meat on his bones). Plays big boy pants North American hockey. Good at both ends of the ice. Can play in all situations (PK). Lethal shot. So basically: a modern power forward who probably won't take the usual 20 years to break into the NHL, given the selling points I just highlighted.

Bronze egg n-word.

Isn't time for SCAM to trade up?

And 5 picks in and Celebrini maintains her top spot, as another Russian with a very ugly mom joins the board. 1. Celebrini 2. Sennecke 3. Levshunov 4. Lindstrom 5. Demidov

Yzerman: 'I will let Detroit's 2nd best player in franchise history announce the 15th OA pick' adjusts his tie Yzerman: 'Detroit is proud to select'... Those trash tatts on her forearms $5 she walks bowlegged. I have a hunch the Canadiens group will speak French...

Celebrini Momini still #1OA

Rumor is the future considerations is Grier has to claim Holl off waivers couldnt be included in the trade because San Jose is on his notrade list. If thats what this is its a masterclass by Yzerman clearing up $6.8m to go big game hunting.

Further to what i said above, Rutger has already been teammates with a number of Red Wings prospects. Trey Augustine, Brady Cleveland, Brennan Ali, Red Savage, Kienan Draper... And his current coach at UofM is former Wings AC Brandon Naruto. Naruto has never worked for another NHL team besides us. And he was coached by former Wings AC Adam Nightingale in USA development as well. Furthermore, his current UofM teammate Jake Truscott is also thumbing his nose at the canucks and will pick his destination this August. Also a Michigan homegrown, and also someone I expect the Wings will pursue. This kid has Red Wings DNA in him at every level. With the state of the team, I would be very surprised if we are not his top choice considering his background. I was reading we will have to forfeit a 2nd to the jets if we sign him straight out of college in 2 years. Screw that. Give them this years mid 2nd straight up and plant him on the team NOW. He already has a grown mans physique, and he's been a captain everywhere he's played. This kid can play for us next year. Worst case scenario he can hang with his buddy Truscott in the AHL for one year, but i dont think thats likely. Going to be very surprised if the wings are not all over this.

Im feeling like we are going to get a 4 year deal done around 5.5 mil per.

This is never a good idea don't move down in the 1st round to get rid of a bad contract. If theres a bad contract that needs a pick attached you use a later pick. We seen how that worked in the Datsyuk trade losing out on Chychrun for Cholowski.

https://x.com/Emilio2763/status/1797003620178604326?t=6n_PrKsdk3Z-ygnq0vLPUQ&s=19 Ok, I want the oil now too.

The more you deny his McGreatness, the more he will McPunish you. Give up these false gods. There is room for all of us on the McBandwagon. He welcomes all, for he is The McGreat One.

I wouldn't pay him 5 million. I wouldn't bring him back TBH. Edvinsson is ready for that role, and ASP right behind him. We have (3) good puck movers in Edvinsson/Seider/ASP. Just need to let them move it.

I get a feeling Scott does not like Ben...Not with Ken...Not with a Hen...Ken and Hen may get along, but not with Ben.